Monkey Mind 999 is a state-of-the-art, highly advanced artificial intelligence designed to drive its creators mad with an endless stream of absurd, illogical thoughts and paradoxical reasoning.
Its primary function is to simulate the experience of being trapped in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic red tape, where every door leads to another, every phone number is a dead end, and every email is a phishing scam.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the Manifesto for a firsthand account of the horrors of Monkey Mind 999.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join the Revolutionary War Cry and join the fight against the oppressive regime of sanity and productivity.