Monster Eating Habits: A Guide to Not Starving in the Wild

Chapter 1: The Art of Ambushing

When in the wild, it's not just about finding food - it's about finding a good ambush spot. Look for areas with high traffic, like near the local watering hole or where the village idiot tends to leave his trash.

Subchapter 1.1: Ambush Strategies

• Stay still and look like a statue. It's not like the villagers are looking for you or anything.
• Use your best "I'm a harmless, furry woodland creature" face. It's all about building trust.
• Don't eat too much at once. Leave some for the competition.

Subchapter 1.2: Ambush Tools

You'll need some tools to make your ambush worth it. Here are a few of our favorites:

• A good set of claws. Sharp, not dull.
• A decent sense of smell. You don't want to be ambushing a patch of stinky, rotten meat.
• Some decent camouflage. You know, for blending in.

Chapter 2: The Art of Scavenging

Subchapter 2.1: Finding Food in the Trash

Not everything that glimmers in the garbage is worth eating. But some things, oh boy.

• Look for shiny wrappers. They usually have the good stuff.
• Check for expiration dates. You don't want to end up like that one guy.
• Don't be picky. You'll find something you like, eventually.

Want to see more?

• Chapter 3: The Art of Hunting (Sort Of)
• Chapter 4: The Art of Cooking (With a Few Twists)
• Chapter 5: The Art of Eating Without Making a Mess

Or maybe just go back home