Monsters of Mayonnaise Cookies

Where the taste of terror meets the tang of mayonnaise

Meet our monstrous lineup of mayo-based treats

Gloopernaught

Gloopernaught, a gelatinous monstrosity with a mayonnaise-based complexion

A gelatinous horror that'll make you question every life choice

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Saucy McSquirtface

Saucy McSquirtface, a saucy terror with a taste for mayonnaise-based cookies

Don't be saucy, be devoured

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Mayonni the Unholy

Mayonni the Unholy, a mayonnaise-based monstrosity with an unending appetite

Mayonni's got a taste for destruction, and mayonnaise

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