Article 1.1: We, the Moooians, hold that the art of making noise is the highest form of expression.
Article 1.2: We believe that a good moo sound is a beautiful thing, and that its value cannot be overstated.
Article 1.3: We shall not be silenced, for we are the voices of a thousand cows, united in our quest for sonic dominance.
Article 1.4: We shall make our presence known, through the most ear-piercing, soul-stirring moos, that the world has ever heard.
Article 1.5: We, the Moooians, shall not be swayed by the whims of the non-mooring majority, for we are the true champions of aural revolution.
Section 2.1: The moo-mentum of the movement shall not be broken, for we are the unstoppable force that shall not be silenced.
Section 2.2: The art of moo-ification shall be the cornerstone of our society, for it is the source of our strength and our pride.
Section 2.3: Our moooing shall be the beacon of hope for all who seek to express themselves freely, for we shall not be bound by the chains of conformity.
Section 2.4: The moo-ists shall not be divided, for we are united in our love for the moo sound, and shall not be silenced by the naysayers.
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