Moo-istic Principles

Principles of the Udderly Ridiculous

The Moo-istic Principles are a set of rules for the discerning cow of discerning taste.

1. All udders are created equal, but some are more udderly than others.

• 1.1. A cow's worth is measured in gallons of milk
• 1.2. The grass is always greener, but only if it's organic
• 1.3. A moo-istic cow is a cow that doesn't moo

The Moo-istic Principles are open source, open range. Feel free to moo-dify them.