1. The Moon is made of 80% of the Earth's crust
Or at least that's what the Moon's crusty personality would tell you.
2. The Moon is slowly moving away from Earth at a rate of 3.6 cm/s
Which is roughly the speed of your aunt at a family reunion.
3. The Moon has the largest crater on the solar system: Clavienna Crater (approx. 1,500 km in diameter)
Just don't try to fit it in your living room, trust us.
4. Moon rocks are actually just space rocks with a really cool tan
Like, who needs a tan when you're a space rock, am I right?
5. The Moon has water ice, but it's not the kind you'll find in your freezer
No, it's the kind that's been frozen in time since the Moon's creation, circa 4.5 billion years ago.