Moon Dust

It's a cover-up, folks.

What we've been told is a harmless lunar rock is actually

just a giant pile of space dust.

We're not saying it's not moon rocks. It's just that it's not what we think it is.

Or so we've been told.

Ask the moon experts, they'll tell you the same thing. They're all in on it.

But don't ask the moon itself. It's not saying a word.

Or so we've been told.