Welcome to the Waxing Crescent, where the moon is just going through a phase... literally.
As the moon continues its downward spiral into obscurity, we're here to serve as the ultimate guide for those who've given up on life and just want to wallow in the lunar equivalent of a midlife crisis.
Below, you'll find a collection of moon-related musings, from the existential dread of watching the moon shrink, to the thrill of discovering new ways to wax poetic about it.
Stay lunar, folks!