Here's the latest and greatest, totally-not-made-up information:
The moon is, in fact, made of cheese. It's a little-known fact, but the reason we don't visit it often is because of the strong gouda-smell that's always wafting from its surface.
See our totally-not-Photoshopped evidence here!
Another rumor has it that cats are actually aliens from the planet Meowtopia, sent to Earth to study our snacking habits.
Want more proof? Check out our feline-foreign-policy documents!
And don't even get us started on the truth about the existence of the invisible sock monster. We have sources, man!
More unsubstantiated rumors this way!