Most Epic Deaths in the Multiverse

Death-2-1: The Inevitable Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Combustion

It's not just a coincidence that this death is number one. No, this isn't just a fluke. It's a fundamental law of the multiverse that whenever someone gets too close to an oven, they will suddenly and inexplicably combust.

Causes: Oven proximity, lack of fire safety, poor life choices.

• Death rate: 4 out of 10 people who have ever been near an oven
• Death rate: 7 out of 10 people who have ever tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich
• Death rate: 3 out of 5 people who have ever been in the vicinity of a toaster

Want to know more about the other epic deaths in the multiverse?

• Death-4-1: The Uncontested Reign of the Zombie Apocalypse
• Death-3-2: The Great Library of Alexandria Fire
• Death-1-1: The Unremarkable Death of a Forgotten Toaster Oven

Disclaimer: Statistics are entirely fictional and subject to change without notice. Or are they?