Procrastination Techniques

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing from the comfort of your own home.

Subchapter 1.1: The Perfect Excuse

• My computer is possessed by a mischievous spirit.
• I'm allergic to productivity.
• I have a rare disease that only allows me to watch cat videos.

Subchapter 1.2: The Science of Procrastination

• The Law of Least Effort: Do the minimum amount of work necessary to get by.
• The Principle of Relativity: Procrastination is relative, it's all about perspective.
• The Theory of Uncertainty: If in doubt, do nothing.

Subchapter 1.3: The Art of Justification

• I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
• I'm not procrastinating, I'm just recharging.
• I'm not a slacker, I'm just a visionary.