The multiverse is broken. Again. And it's not just the toaster in the kitchen.
It's a Multiverse-Maintenance Agenda item, but we can't quite put our finger on it.
Our Paradigm Shift Status Page is currently offline due to unforeseen Quantum Fluctuations.
However, our Paradigm Shift Protocol Manual has been updated to include new instructions on how to survive the impending Multiverse Collapse.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but please do not panic. Our team of Paradigm Shift Engineers is on the case.