Are you prepared to have your mind shattered like a fine china tea set on a tile floor? If so, then welcome to the Mumbo-Jumbo Challenge!

Here's a list of utterly unrelated things:

And here's a series of increasingly absurd puzzles:

Puzzle 1: The Flumplodious Conundrum

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail?

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Puzzle 2: The Glorpy Enigma

What is the average airspeed velocity of a chicken?

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