Muppet Discplipline: The Art of Not Getting Fired

This is a comprehensive guide to the dos and don'ts of muppet behavior, covering everything from not touching the boss's prized potted plant, to the correct way to eat a bowl of cereal without making a mess.

• Muppet Penalties: The Consequences of Bad Behavior
• Muppet Rewards: The Perks of Being a Well-Behaved Muppet
• Muppet Ethics: A Guide to Morality in the Muppet World

Chapter 1: Don't Touch the Potted Plant, It's Not Yours

It's not just a plant, it's a matter of respect. The boss's potted plant is like the family heirloom of the office. Don't even think about touching it.

Instead, focus on your work and try not to get too distracted by the plant's soothing presence.

Muppet Plant Protocol: The Official Guide to Not Touching the Boss's Plant

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Muppet Plant Protocol: The Official Guide to Not Touching the Boss's Plant

Step 1: Do Not Even Think About It

Step 2: If You Must, Ask Permission (and mean it)

Step 3: Don't Touch It Anyway

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