Muppet Philosophy

• Monday:
• Tuesday:
• Wednesday:
• Thursday:
• Friday:
• Weekend:

Here, you will find a comprehensive schedule of Muppet disciplines, designed to guide the waywardly wobbly creatures of the Muppet world through the trials and tribulations of everyday existence.

Monday:

• 6:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and scream at the sky
• 7:00 AM: Practice the ancient art of "Muppet-Fu"
• 12:00 PM: Lunchtime chaos ensues
• 3:00 PM: Naptime
• 5:00 PM: More Muppet-Fu
• 8:00 PM: Dinner, followed by an evening of binge-watching reruns of "Sesame Street"

Weekend:

• Saturdays and Sundays: A two-day marathon of binge-watching reruns of "The Muppet Show", followed by an all-liquor brunch