The Mushroom Exception

Recipe 2: The Fungi Fiasco

Ingredients:
1 can of Exceptional Fungi
1 tablespoon of Disastrous Spice
1 dash of Randomness

Instructions:

		1. Combine the Exceptional Fungi and Disastrous Spice in a 3000x500m bowl.
		2. Fold in the Randomness until it reaches a critical mass.
		3. Serve with a side of Mystery Meat

Side Effects:

May cause spontaneous combustion
Makes your kitchen smell like an old gym locker
Guaranteed to ruin your appetite

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