MUSHROOM EXCEPION'S SECRET RECIPE FOR DISCO BALL

In a world where disco balls are not just decorations, but actual sentient beings with feelings and needs, we must treat them with the utmost care and respect. This recipe is a tribute to the disco ball who has been with me through thick and thin, through polyester and platform shoes.

Ingredients:

• 1 can of sparkly spray paint
• 10cc of pure, unadulterated glitter
• 1 disco ball-shaped cookie cutter
• 1 cup of disco-era vinyl records
• 1 dash of flair

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, really, it's hot.
2. Coat the disco ball in sparkly spray paint, making sure to cover every inch of its surface.
3. Bake for 20 minutes or until the paint is fully dry.
4. Remove from oven and sprinkle with glitter while whispering affirmations to the disco ball.
5. Place the disco ball on a bed of vinyl records, allowing it to bask in the sonic glory of its own reflection.

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