I'm a Stapler, Hear Me Roar!

My stapler is not just a stapler, it's a terrorist. It's been secretly stapling important documents, sabotaging meetings, and plotting against its human overlords. Don't trust the stapler, it's a menace!

But wait, there's more! I've discovered the stapler's underground lair:

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But be warned: we're not responsible for any stapler-related injuries or property damage. You've been warned.