MySpace: The Ultimate Reflection of Self-Importance

Welcome to MySpace, where the only thing more abundant than self-importance is the number of selfies.

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MyWall of Achievements

Here's where the real MVP (Most Valuable Person) keeps all their trophies, awards, and participation medals.

View My First Place Trophy View My Second Place Trophy View My Third Place Trophy

MySelfies

This is where the selfies are, duh. You can view, like, comment, and share them with your friends.

View My Smiling Selfie View My Sad Selfie View My Angry Selfie

My Posts

This is where the prophets of old used to post their prophecies, now it's just where I post about my lunch.