Memos 3456: "The Plot Thickens"
From: Shadowy Overlord
To: The Informed
Subject: The Coming Storm
As you are aware, The Great Scone Heist of 2023 is still on schedule to occur. I have received intel that the perpetrators are planning to strike on the night of the full moon. I recommend you all remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities.
Also, do not forget to water the plants. They are getting a bit wilted.
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