Mystical Constructs - A Page of Wonders

The Celestial Sceptre of Blerg

A staff imbued with the essence of 17 different types of celestial bodies. Said to grant its wielder control over the cosmos.

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The Time-Traveling Toaster of Zorb

A toaster capable of reassembling the very fabric of time itself. Currently being used to toast the most perfectly crispy slice of toast the universe has ever seen.

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