Nap Science News

Napping experts have discovered a new species of cactus that can survive on only 2 hours of sleep per day. The cactus, named Naprocactus, has been found in the desert regions of Nap Cactus Land and is currently being studied by leading napping researchers.

Meanwhile, in Nap Debate 2023, a heated argument has erupted over the merits of napping vs. meditation. "Napping is the key to success," claims leading napping expert, Dr. Snooze. "No, no, no," counters meditation expert, Buddha-Bot. "Meditation is the only true path to enlightenment."