4 the REM Nap

Wake up, sleepyhead! In a world where REM sleep is the ultimate luxury, we've got the techniques to make you a REM-napping pro.

REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep is the key to unlocking your full brainpower. But let's be real, who needs full brainpower when you can just have 4 the REM nap?

Here are the top 4 techniques to get you snoozing like a baby:

1. The Sudden Jerk

Also known as the "I'm-so-bored-I'll-just-jerk-myself-awake-and-sleep-some-instead" technique. Simply jerk your head off the pillow and hope for the best.

Perfect for those who can't afford to actually sleep. Just close your eyes, pretend you're in Spain, and let the sunbeam-induced somnolence take over.

For the real pros. This one's all about getting in, getting out, and getting back to work prophets.

Where the real magic happens. You know, the kind where you sleep for 90 minutes, wake up, and suddenly have an existential crisis.