Napoleon-the-not-so-great, ruler of the sofa, where the greatest conquests are fought over who ate the last chip in the bag, and the greatest battles are waged over whose turn it is to change the channel.
His majesty's most trusted advisor, a wise and venerable cat, has informed him that the couch cushions are in dire need of fluffing.
Visit our Phases page for the full conquest plan, including the thrilling tale of the missing remote control!