Naptime Budget Proposal
For those who oversleep, underbudget, and generally neglect their responsibilities, this page outlines a proposal for the most efficient use of one's slumber hours.
Sleeping on the job: risks and consequences
Savings plans for the heavy snorers
Budget Breakdown:
- Alarm clock replacement: $5
- Pillow: $10
- Blinds for dark room: $20
- Snore-reducing nasal strips: $15
- Caffeine for post-nap jitters: $3
Total Estimated Cost: $53
We propose a 10% increase in naptime hours for those who adhere to this budget. Vote yes on our naptime budget proposal!