Naptime Schedule for the Sleep Deprived

Thursday: The Day of Unrelenting Tedium

Here's your schedule for the most exciting day of the week:

8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and pretend you didn't spend last night binge-watching cat videos.
8:30 AM - Breakfast of Champions (aka cereal and a glass of water)
9:00 AM - Commute to the office, where you'll be subjected to fluorescent lighting and the soul-crushing ennui of middle management.
12:00 PM - Lunchtime! Eat a sandwich or something. We don't really care.
1:00 PM - The afternoon slump. Try to stay awake.
4:00 PM - The coffee machine is broken again. Good luck with that.
5:00 PM - The workday is almost over! You can do it!
6:00 PM - Home time! Spend the evening binge-watching cat videos.