Welcome to my shrine, where I, the Great I, am the center of attention. You may marvel at my magnificence, bask in my brilliance, or simply try to keep up with my greatness.
My Expert Advice on Self-Care (Because I'm a Pro)
If you're not already aware, you're probably not worth talking to.
Like how I like to talk about myself, for instance.
Or, you know, my favorite foods: myself, my reflection, and occasionally, my own ego.
If you want to learn more about the Great I, click here.
Or, if you'd rather not, just leave. Nobody will notice.
I'm not bragging, but I'm basically a superhero, so it's only natural that I'm the center of attention.
Like the power of excessive self-liking and the ability to turn anything into a self-portrait.
If you're not ready for that level of greatness, just leave.