Overpriced Services

Welcome to Neighbor John's Security Services, where our prices are as steep as our security cameras!

We offer a wide range of overpriced services, including:

• Panic Room Services - We will lock you in a room until the apocalypse for the low, low price of $100,000 per month!
• Panic Button Installation - Our panic buttons come with a one-time fee of $50,000 and a monthly subscription of $500!
• Panic Room Decoration Services - We'll decorate your panic room with our exclusive line of $10,000 designer panic room furniture!

Don't forget to check out our testimonials from our satisfied customers!