Neighbor John's Special is a place where the neighborhood watch meets the surveillance state.
Our special brand of paranoia-fueled community service is the perfect blend of helpfulness and creepiness.
Visit our Security Services for a personalized watchful eye.
Or check out our Surveillance Souvenirs for a memento of your time with us.
Misadventures of our team are legendary. Read about them if you dare.
Don't forget to check out our Special Offers for discounts on our services. (Limited time only!)