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Why is the smell so bad outside the barn?

It's because of the Mysterious Garbage Pit of Doom, located directly behind the barn. It's a portal to another dimension where all the world's garbage ends up. We've tried to cover it up with moss, but it doesn't seem to help.

The smell is caused by the collective stench of last week's milk and noise. It's a real head-scratcher, folks.

We're trying to get the local authorities to notice the problem, but they just tell us to feed the raccoons instead.