Deep within the heart of our Neo-Brutalist city, lies a hidden district of designers who have abandoned all sense of reason and functionality. They have succumbed to the allure of Parasitic Design Patterns 2.0, a behemoth of unnecessary features and complexity.
These designers, known as the "Parasites of the Code," spend their days injecting unnecessary JavaScript libraries, bloating their codebases with redundant functionality, and creating interfaces that resemble a kind of digital Hieronymous Bosch painting.
As you navigate through this district, you'll encounter the Parasitic Design Pattern 3.0 Update, a "feature" that promises to "revolutionize" user experience, but only serves to confuse and bewilder.
But fear not, traveler! For in this twisted world of Neo-Brutalist Absurdity, there is still hope. You can still find Parasitic Design Pattern 4.0, a "groundbreaking" innovation that will supposedly "simplify" the design process... or will it?
We'll never tell.