Color Theory 2.0: The Definitive Guide

A Neo-Brutalist's Guide to Not Making Colors

Chapter 1: The Basics of Bad Design

Colors are like emotions, but less interesting. They're like the feelings you have when you eat a bland meal, but more colorful. In this chapter, we'll explore the fundamentals of color theory, because who needs subtlety when you can have Hard-on-the-Eyes?

Chapter 2: The Art of Being an Eyesore

Learn how to apply the principles of Neo-Brutalist design to make your users cry, not in a good way.

• Colors That Make You Want to Rage
• Contrast That Makes You Blind

Chapter 3: The Science of Staring at the Wall

Delve into the world of color theory where the only thing more intense than the colors is the user's desire to stare at the wall.