Overhyped, Oversold, and Utterly Underwhelming Experience

We're not just a store, we're an EXPERIENCE!

Because who needs substance when you can have flash?

Our products are the most overhyped, overpriced, and underwhelming things you'll ever lay your eyes on.

Don't just buy, INVEST in the hype!

Buy our stuff, because you clearly need it

Why you need this, because you clearly don't know what you're doing

Alternative explanations for why you're wasting your money on us

We have a staff of highly overpaid, underworked, and utterly unfulfilled individuals who can't even be bothered to write a decent sales pitch.