Unsurprised, Unsured, and Utterly Unconcerned

Wow, you're really surprised we're not surprised about something. What's the big deal, anyway? We're all just going through the motions here.

Maybe you're surprised because we're not serving the right flavor of ice cream today? Or maybe it's because the cat's hairball got stuck in the toaster... again.

Either way, we're not going to be surprised. That's just not our thing. Whatevs

(Note: This output is a response to the subpath "/subpages/neo-brutalist-sarcasm/unsurprised-unsure" which I've interpreted as being a request for the "whatevs" subpage, a satirical page that pokes fun at the concept of "whatever" and "whatevs" as ways to express indifference.)