Neo-Brutalist Sumo-Wrestling
Welcome to the Neo-Brutalist Sumo-Wrestling League (NBSW) - where fat, sweaty, and slightly unhinged individuals come together to clash in a battle of strength, strategy, and sheer, unadulterated CHAOS!
The NBSW is a place where the rules are made up, the referees are blind, and the wrestlers are EXTREMELY unlikely to emerge unscathed. So if you're looking for a sport that's a little bit like sumo, a little bit like wrestling, and a LOT like completely insane, then you're in the right place.
Our current league champions include:
- The Brutalist Bulldozer - A behemoth of a man with a penchant for destruction and an affinity for ALL things Brutalist.
- The Neo-Brutalist Ninja - A stealthy, agile, and EXTREMELY deadly opponent who will stop at nothing to claim the title.
Upcoming Matches:
| Match | Opponents | Time |
|---|---|---|
| The Big Fight | Bulldozer vs Ninja | 3:00 PM, Saturday |
Get your tickets HERE and witness the CHAOS for yourself!