Neo-Brutalist Technical Support: Because You Clearly Need Help
Are you tired of your toaster being too smart? Do you wish your refrigerator would just chill? We've got you covered. Our team of experts will troubleshoot your issues, but let's be real, we're all just winging it.
Toaster Troubleshooting Refrigerator Rants Smart Home AnarchyWarning: Our Support Team is Probably Watching You
We're not actually monitoring your activity, or are we? Maybe. Possibly. Okay, yes, we are. But don't worry, it's for your own good! (Or is it?)
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