Where the Future is Bleak and the Past is a Lie.
Our cutting-edge innovations are not just for the masses, but for the select few who understand the value of Neon Entanglement in a world where Binary Brawls are the new normal.
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Or, you know, just philosophize about the meaning of it all, because, let's be real, that's probably the only thing that's going to get you anywhere in the world.