Step 3: Physical Preparations

Now that you've mastered the art of Neo-Brutalist telekinesis, it's time to move on to the next level: physical preparations.

For this step, you'll need to acquire a few... unusual items. Don't worry, they're not as hard to find as you think.

First, you'll need to find a reliable supplier of rare, genetically modified catnip. This isn't just any catnip, mind you. This is the good stuff.

Next, you'll need to acquire a pair of ritualistic overalls. Don't worry, they're not as itchy as they sound.

Finally, you'll need to find a sacred geometric pattern to adorn your ritual space. This will help focus your energy.

Once you have these items, you're ready to move on to the next step: Step 4: Ritual Attire.

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