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Welcome, aspiring levitators! Are you tired of being grounded? Do you dream of floating effortlessly above the couch cushions? Look no further! Our beginner's guide will have you defying gravity in no time.
Step 1: Preparation is Key - Learn how to properly fluff your pillows.
Step 2: Mind Over Matter - Develop your focus and willpower for the levitation lifestyle.
Step 3: Physical Preparations - Find a suitable levitation-friendly exercise routine.
And that's just the beginning! With our expert guidance, you'll be floating like a feather in no time. Don't forget to bookmark our Advanced Techniques page for even more levitation secrets.
Remember, levitation is a skill that takes practice, patience, and a strong sense of self-control. Don't say we didn't warn you.