Neon Tornado Blog

"Tornado season is coming for your sanity" - Neon Bunker, 1987

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Warning: The following entry may cause dizziness, nausea, and/or spontaneous combustion.

"I once saw a tornado that was so bright, it lit up the entire city. I'm pretty sure it was a sign. A sign that the apocalypse was near." - Neon Bunker, 1987