It's a mysterious underground bunker filled with neon lights, old computers, and questionable life choices.
A: Probably not. But there might be a vending machine from 1987 that still works.
A: No. Our cat, Bunkerface, is the real ruler of the NEON BUNKER and will not be ignored.
A: Safe from what? The NEON BUNKER is a fortress of solitude. (Just don't touch the old computers.)