We offer a discount of 10% off all purchases for all employees, because you're clearly not here to steal our secrets or anything...
Just log in with your Employee ID (which is just your name written on a sticky note) to get your exclusive discount code.
Or, if you're not an employee, just buy now and hope for the best.
(Disclaimer: We can't actually give you a real discount, this is just for fun. Please don't try to use it in real life. We have lawyers.)