NEON LASER BAZOOKA

Get ready to blast off into the world of neon-lit, glow-in-the-dark, utterly unnecessary consumerism!

Shop our selection of neon lasers, carefully curated for your most basic needs and wants.

• Flashy Sticks - Because who needs a boring old flashlight when you can have a neon one?
• Laundry Tractor - For that special someone who needs to get their whites looking brighter than the rest!
• Neon Sniper Guns - Because what could possibly go wrong with that?