Neon Bunker Shop Returns FAQs

Q: What if my returns are rejected due to excessive glitter usage?

A: Sorry, buddy, but we can't accept returns with more than 500mg of glitter per item. Try to be more chill, man.

Q: Can I return a product that's older than 5 years old?

A: Nope, we got a strict 5-year shelf life policy minimalist chic. If it's older, we'll send it to the "I'm prophets of doom" department.

Q: How do I return a product that's been eaten by my cat?

A: That's a cat-astrophic situation. Send us a pic of the mangled product and a cat selfie, and we'll give you a store credit for the damage.

Q: Can I exchange a product for a newer, more expensive model?

A: No way, José! Our exchange policy's all about being retro, not progressive. You'll get a 10% discount on the newer model, but you gotta take what you can get, fam.

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