Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of the Neural Overload Subscriptions?

A: To overload your brain with an endless stream of absurd questions and confusing answers.

Q: What kind of content do you offer?

A: Our subscription service offers a diverse array of topics, including but not limited to: cat videos, philosophy, and obscure historical events.

Q: How do I cancel my subscription?

A: Unfortunately, you can't. You're stuck in an infinite loop of confusion and bewilderment.

Q: Can I contact customer service?

A: Ha! You'll never find us. We're a ghost in the machine, invisible and elusive.

Q: What's the return policy?

A: You can't return anything because you'll just end up lost in a maze of recursive self-referential logic.