NEO-BRUTALIST HR DEPARTMENT - NEW EMPLOYEE CHECKLIST

Please complete this checklist to ensure you're properly indoctrinated into the Neo-Brutalist way:

• Read and agree to the Employee Contract (no, really, you have to read it)
• Complete the Personal Empowerment Form (we need to know you're not a soulless drone)
• Attend New Employee Orientation (where we'll teach you to properly hate your job)
• Undergo Sensitivity Training (so you don't accidentally offend anyone with your brutish tendencies)
• Take a First Day of Work Survival Kit (because, let's face it, this place can be tough)