Welcome to the Team!

New Employee Orientation: The Video That Will Ruin Your Soul

Congratulations! You're now a part of the team. We're glad to have you on board, even though you'll be working for the soulless corporate drones that run this place.

In this video, we'll be covering the following exciting topics:

• The company handbook: because you'll need it for the inevitable existential crisis you'll have in 6 months.
• Our company culture: where the coffee machine is the real boss.
• Benefits: because you'll want to know what you're sacrificing your sanity for.