The Next Meeting: A Gathering of Misfits

When: Whenever

Location: The old, abandoned, slightly-abandoned-er building on 5th and Main.

Agenda: Discussion of the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Agenda items:

• Item 1: The importance of proper ventriloquism techniques
• Item 2: The ethics of secretly controlling the world's supply of cheese
• Item 3: The meaning of 'it's all just a simulation' and how to live in a simulated reality

Attendees:

• Bob, the self-proclaimed 'King of Ventriloquism'
• Jane, the self-proclaimed 'Controller of the Global Cheese Supply'
• Chuck, the self-proclaimed 'Simulated Reality Survivalist'
• You, the self-proclaimed 'Uninvited Guest'

Hyperlinks:

Ventriloquism 101

The Secret Life of Cheese

Surviving in a Simulated Reality

And, of course, Why Are They Coming?