Ventriloquism Techniques

Ventriloquism, for the uninitiated, is the art of making a living being talk through a stuffed animal. No, really, it's a thing.

Techniques include, but are not limited to:

• Throwing Your Voice into a Ventriloquist Doll
• Making Your Puppet Talking Puppy Look at You Creepy
• Using a Stuffed Ferret as a Ventriloquist Stand-in

Want more? Advanced Ventriloquism Tactics are available for the serious practitioner.

Disclaimer

Do not attempt to use any of the techniques listed on this site without proper training and supervision. Ventriloquism can be hazards if not done correctly. Your parents/therapist/spouse will not thank you.

Side Effects

Side effects of excessive Ventriloquism include:

• Sudden and uncontrollable urge to make a talking parrot look at you with one eye
• Excessive use of phrases like "Oh, you're a clever little devil, ain't ya?!"