ACROBAT SYLLABUS

Welcome, young ninja trainee! Are you ready to take your acrobatic skills to the next level?

This syllabus will guide you through the most intense, most daring, and most ridiculous acrobatic stunts the world has ever seen.

Week 1: Basic Flight Dynamics

Learn to fly with style! In this week, you'll discover how to:

• Fly like a bird (but, you know, without the whole "having wings" thing)
• Do backflips on a unicycle while reciting iambic pentameter
• Hold your breath for exactly 5 seconds while doing a triple somersault

Proceed to Week 2: Advanced Flight Dynamics Back to Syllabus